Lyrics:

Whos the number one candidate now
The democrats are bout to go down
Whos the biggest maverick around
Looky here what I just found
Bet they vote me in now
Better put my name on the door right now
Cause Im pretty sure its a given
We just shored up all the women

Put me on the ticket and well win this race
Take me to the White House Mr. John McCain
I really want to, campaign here with you
I could be your vice president.

He said, Hey Sarah
You wanna join the war on terror?
I just met this candidate whos really old and white.
I like how hes campaignin, supporters hes obtainin
And if you wanted Hillary instead you can have Palin
You know I was on the PTA
And I could beat Obama at basketball anyday
Im just as good at deep sea fishin
As I am at cutting spendin
I could be your Vice President, your Vice President

Put me on the ticket and well win this race
Take me to the White House Mr. John McCain
I really want to, campaign here with you
I could be your vice president.

Whos gonna lead the USA
Everybody gonna say McCain, respectfully
Cause these democrats don’t mess with me.
Advisors said to me hey John John
Lets drop a huge bomb bomb
POW from nam nam
Paired with a hockey mom mom
Left wingers, I know what youre thinkin
Bush part 2, democrats singin
No answers. Had cancer.
Gonna drop dead as soon as I swear in.
So whats your opinion
About McCain winnin, grinnin
Know the ropes cause this aint the first race Ive been in
And you think my records broke
Cause of what my opponent spoke
And I promise you you dont know
Cause you get all your news from the Daily Show
But Im not to the right as all that
Towards the middles how I steer it
But I still talk that right wing flash
Cause lots of Republicans wanna hear it
And Im feeling like Ron at his greatest
Like Im gonna make this
And I know Im winnin
So to heck with media spinnin.

Put me on the ticket and well win this race
Take me to the White House Mr. John McCain
I really want to, campaign here with you
I could be your vice president.